Cesar Sayoc - Bomber, Clemson Fan

What’s the worst crime, trying to (allegedly) blow up 13 public figures with pipe bombs, being over-the-top intense about soccer and/or Donald Trump, or being a fan of the Clemson Tigers? I believe most will agree that the latter is by far the worst offense of the three, as being a fan of such a team necessitates crimes against fashion as well. The fact that most of the bombs sent were apparently nonoperational fits it so well with Clemson that the whole thing must be true. One thing is certain: this man is insane.

Read more about Cesar’s Clemson fandom here.